Joke of the day

1st Joke

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?

He says it's because below 18 is not allowed...xD

2nd Joke

Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set, so he went to a shop near his house.

Ah Beng: Do you have color TV's?

Salesgirl: Yes we do.

Ah Beng: Then give me a green one, please.=)

3rd Joke

Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on name, age, address, etc.. Then he comes to a column on " salary expected" but he is not sure of the question. After long thoughts, he writes, "Yes!" xD

4th Joke

One day, Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object. He asked the salesgirl what is it. She replied :" thermoflask..It keep hot things hot and cold things cold." Ah Beng quickly bought it. Then the next day he brought his new stuff to work. He brags to his colleagues : my new thermo flask ah..can keep hot things hot and cold things cold wan ah!"A colleague asked : So what you put inside? Ah Beng replied proudly : "This thing so geng, I put inside 2 cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream only lo !"